I didn't think I'd ever see this. Wouldn't have been too sad if I hadn't.

I had to scrape ice from my windshield this morning. No, wait... --- I would have had to scrape ice off my windshield this morning.

I don't own an ice scraper.

I live in California.

Thus I sat in the car for minutes, the heater turned up all the way, and stared at the iced windshield, in complete disbelief.

Didn't help much.